Putting On The Ritz.

I may be homeless and am eating out of rubbish bins, but manky I am not: in fact, I have a praised history of hosting and a reputation for putting out a fantastic spread for guests, hence the following suggestion to my millionaire+ friends out there:

Whether for yourself as a party of one, or for you and a several person soiree, try putting on the Sugarcubes (CD or mp3), and enjoy (alone, but preferably with a few others), fermented shark and shots of aquavit. Please drink responsibly, and mind your and your friends' limits!

(The poorer among us can enjoy a similar effect with mouldering shaved Parmesan, esp. if it's got that ammonia sting, and some damned man's vodka such as Georgi or Royal Gate.)

Activities might include Uno, a game of 'truth or dare,' or comparing and competing among each other on Instagram or Flickr...

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